A Parody Of “Imagine” By John Lennon (& My “Reaction” To That Gal Gadot Video!)
Imagine a world with no assholes
You’d like to punch in the eye
No dog shit below us
All the time gettin’ high
Imagine all the people
Screwin’ for today
Wee-hoo Scooby-Doo!
Imagine there’s no bullshit
It’s pretty hard to do
Nothin’ to whine or bitch about
And no damn “wokeness” too
Imagine all the people
Gettin’ a little piece
Wee-hoo Nanu Nanu!
Imagine no used dildos
While you’re sittin’ on the can
No need for mother-effers
A brotherhood of Stans
Imagine all the people
Sharin’ their anal beads
Wee-hoo Husker Du!
You may say I lick beaver
’Cause I’m one big horny one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world can gangbang as one!
I, of course, wrote this parody in “response” to the much-ballyhooed “Imagine” video posted by Wonder Woman actress Gal Gadot and a few of her “woke” celebrity friends where they thought it would be a grand idea to sing a song about there being no possessions while sitting in their million-dollar mansions, especially during a time when people were worrying about their livelihoods and even their lives. Actually, I didn’t have as much of an issue with this video as others apparently did, though I can certainly see why people would find it cringey. And, as others have noted, I don’t believe Gal Gadot had any malicious intent posting this video, and I don’t think it would have garnered near the controversy had it been put out at any other time. But this along with other rather cringey celebrity videos (such as Madonna’s infamous bath video where she assures viewers from her luxurious bathroom we’re ALL in this together!) have just made people wish that celebrities for the most part would just STFU since they’re clearly NOT helping anyone. Anyway, as you can imagine (pardon the pun!), there have a lot of reactions to Gal Gadot’s video on sites like YouTube. Here’s one of my personal favorites:
But, if Gal Gadot truly wanted to lift people’s spirits up, she should have posted a video of her doing a sexy striptease! I know that would have gotten MY , uh-hum, spirits up!
But one good thing I can say about Gal Gadot’s “Imagine” video is that at least she DIDN’T feature annoyingly “woke” Captain Marvel actress Brie Larson. Then I would have REALLY gotten pissed!
